Wang Long

Master of Phallic Martial Arts


Wang Long
Male human monk (monk of the empty hand) 5
LN Medium humanoid (human)
Init 5; Senses Perception +8
AC 20, touch 20, flat-footed 15 (
1 deflection, 5 dexterity, +4 untyped bonus)
hp 41 (5d8
Fort 6, Ref +9, Will +7
Defensive Abilities evasion
Speed 40 ft.
Melee adamantine phallus +11 (1d4
5) or
cold iron phallus 11 (1d45) or
unarmed strike 8 (1d85) or
knotted rope 10 (2d47)
Ranged dung 10 (1d45) or
shuriken 8 (1d25)
Special Attacks flurry of blows, ki weapons: unarmed damage, stunning fist (5/day, DC 15), versatile improvisation
Str 11, Dex 20, Con 14, Int 7, Wis 16, Cha 7
Base Atk 3; CMB +10 (14 dirty trick); CMD 23 (25 vs. dirty trick, 28 vs. grapple)
Feats Agile Maneuvers, Catch Off-guard, Combat Reflexes, Deadly Agility, Improved Dirty Trick, Improved Unarmed Strike, Stunning Fist, Throw Anything, Weapon Finesse
Traits surprise weapon
Skills Acrobatics 13 (18 to jump), Climb 4, Escape Artist +17, Knowledge (religion) +2, Perception +8, Survival +4, Swim +4
Languages Common
SQ fast movement, high jump, ki pool (5 points, magic), ki throw, maneuver training, slow fall 20 ft.
Combat Gear alchemical grease, alchemist’s fire (2), fuse grenade, pellet grenade, cold iron, smokestick (2), thunderstone; Other Gear adamantine phallus, cold iron phallus, dung, knotted rope, shuriken (10), bag of everlasting dung, belt of incredible dexterity +2, gauntlet of the skilled maneuver (dirty trick), ioun torch ioun stone, ring of protection +1, backpack, masterwork, silver holy symbol (Priapus), silk rope (50 ft.), survival kit, tindertwig (6), 57 gp
Special Abilities
Agile Maneuvers Use DEX instead of STR for CMB
Catch Off-Guard Proficient with improvised melee weapons. Unarmed foe is flat-footed against your improvised weapons.
Combat Reflexes (6 AoO/round) Can make extra attacks of opportunity/rd, and even when flat-footed.
Deadly Agility Use Dex for damage with light and finesse weapons
Evasion (Ex) If you succeed at a Reflex save for half damage, you take none instead.
Fast Movement (
10 ft.) The Monk adds 10 or more feet to his base speed.
Flurry of Blows 3/3 (Ex) As full-rd action, higher BAB and combo unarmed/monk weapons as if two-weapon fighting.
High Jump (5/25 with Ki point) (Ex) +5 to Acrobatics checks made to jump.
Improved Dirty Trick You don’t provoke attacks of opportunity when performing a dirty trick.
Improved Unarmed Strike Unarmed strikes don’t cause attacks of opportunity, and can be lethal.
Ioun torch
Ki Pool (6/day) (Su) You have a ki pool equal to 1/2 your monk level + your Wisdom modifier.
Ki Throw (Ex) 1 Ki point: +20’ range increment for thrown weapons or shuriken.
Ki Weapons: Unarmed Damage (Su) 1 Ki: Improvised weapon deals damage as unarmed strike.
Maneuver Training (Ex) CMB = other BABs + Monk level
Slow Fall 20 ft. (Ex) Treat a fall as shorter than normal if within arm’s reach of a wall.
Stunning Fist (5/day, DC 15) You can stun an opponent with an unarmed attack.
Throw Anything Proficient with improvised ranged weapons. +1 to hit with thrown splash weapons.
Versatile Improvisation (Ex) Improvised weapons can change damage type.


Mocked by the members of his clan for his diminished
virility, Wang Long ventured deep into the mountains to
train his body, and mind. There, he struggled to teach
himself anything, and found he was ill-equipped to
survive in the harsh wilderness. As he layed down to
rest after another unsuccessful day, he was attacked in
the night, by a large dire badger, enraged by the recent
mating season. Wang barely survived, and as he
dragged his mauled, and violated body to a nearby
cave, he found refuge in what appeared to be a lost
shrine. Patching his wounds, he saw a large statue of a
bearded man, untouched by age. From it’s loins, a great
shaft curved outwards, reaching the high roof of the
cave. Wang was awe-struck, and without a second
thought, prayed to the unknown god. Swearing to serve
him, in return for healing his broken body, Wang
earnestly begged the deity. It was then, that the great
phallus glowed with golden light, and Wang felt his
wounds healing, and a great strength entering his body.
It was then, Wang knew his name, Priapus, the ever-erect
god of virility. Now, Wang felt stronger, and more
virile than he had ever felt. He ran from the cave,
hunting down the dire badger who dared deflower him.
Finally, he found the sleeping violator, and in a flash,
subdued and ravished the beast. It was then, that Wang
knew, he was meant for more. The world would know
his conquests, and stand in awe, of the Virile King,
champion of Priapus, Wang Long.

Wang Long

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